Preheat the oven (or even your grill!) to 400 degrees F. Line a baking sheet with parchment paper.: When your oven warms to 400 degrees F , you will feel the promise of rapid melting and toasting. The preheated oven ensures the cheeses liquefy evenly, creating pockets of gooey cheese that cling to the tortilla chips . As it heats, you may notice a faint dry, warm smell from the oven that signals readiness. A common error is skipping preheating, which leads to uneven melting and cold spots. If you use a grill, you want a consistent medium high heat so the chips do not char too fast while the cheese melts. Line the baking sheet with parchment to catch drips and make cleanup easier.
Spread the tortilla chips out on the baking sheet, in as much of a single layer that you can.: Parchment prevents sticking and helps you slide the finished nachos to a serving surface. It also keeps the underside of the chips from overbrowning by providing a slight buffer. Press the paper flat so it lays evenly and avoid overlapping too many chips in layers, since too much overlap traps steam. A typical mistake is placing chips directly on the pan, which can lead to cheese sticking and tearing when you try to serve.
In a large bowl, toss the crab with the old bay, half of the green onion and the juice of 1 lime. Spread the crab mixture out over the tortilla chips.: Arrange the tortilla chips in as much of a single layer as possible so each chip gets some cheese and a bit of crabmeat . Visually, you want an even field of chips with small gaps, not a tall mound. This setup lets heat reach all chips uniformly, preventing soggy centers and burnt edges. Avoid crowding too many chips under others; if chips overlap heavily the ones underneath will stay cold and limp.
Top the crab with the cheddar and fontina cheese.: This is where the crabmeat picks up seasoning. When you gently toss 1 pound of crabmeat with old bay seasoning , half the sliced green onion , and the juice of 1 lime , the citrus brightens and the spice layers flavor into the lumps. The aroma should be briny and citrusy, and you should still see intact pieces of crabmeat . Overmixing will break the lumps into flakes, losing texture; be gentle and use a light folding motion.
In a large bowl, combine the remaining green onions, remaining lime juice and the tomatoes, jalapenos, shallots, radish and cilantro. Add a big pinch of salt and pepper. Stir. Add more lime if needed.: Dot or gently spoon the seasoned crabmeat over the chips so you get pockets of crab without burying every chip. You want visual pearls of crabmeat sitting on top of the chips, which will warm and mingle with the melting cheese . The sound here is subtle, just the soft scattering of crab onto the chips. A frequent slip is piling too much crab in one zone which causes uneven heat transfer; aim for even distribution.
Place the sheet pan in the oven and bake for 8 to 10 minutes, until the cheese is melted and all the chips are warm.: Sprinkle the grated white cheddar and grated fontina over the pan in a fairly even cloud so the cheese can melt into a cohesive layer. You will see the cheeses begin to gloss and then bubble when they are ready. The cheeses create the glue that holds the toppings to the chips, and fontina smooths out the sharpness of the cheddar. A common mistake is using pre shredded cheese with anti caking agents, which can prevent smooth melting; freshly grated cheese melts more uniformly.
Remove the pan and top with the salsa. Serve immediately!: In a separate bowl, mix the remaining sliced green onion , the juice of the second lime , chopped cherry tomatoes , diced jalapeno , diced shallot , diced radish , and chopped cilantro . Add a big pinch of kosher salt and pepper and stir. This salsa should smell bright, with citrus, herb, and a mild heat from the jalapeno . If the mix tastes flat, squeeze a touch more lime . Avoid making this too far ahead or the tomatoes and radish will release water and dilute the punch.
Place the sheet pan in the oven and bake for 8 to 10 minutes: As the pan sits in the heated oven, you should watch the cheeses go from matte to glossy to gently bubbling in about 8 to 10 minutes. The edges of some chips may toast to a light golden brown while the cheeses form silky strands. The sound in this stage is subtle, mostly the oven fan and your anticipation. If you leave it much longer, the chips can overbrown and the crabmeat can dry out, so check at eight minutes and adjust as needed.
Remove the pan and top with the salsa: Once the cheeses have melted and the chips are warm, take the pan from the oven. Immediately spoon the vibrant salsa over the hot nachos so the heat warms the salsa slightly without wilting the herbs. The contrast between warm melted cheese and cool bright salsa is delightful, and the aroma will be citrus forward with herbaceous notes. A common misstep is letting the nachos rest too long before topping, which cools the cheese and reduces the desired textural interplay; serve right away.
Serve immediately: These nachos are best eaten right after assembly, when the textures and temperatures are at their peak. As the plate sits, the chips closest to the center soften from steam, so immediate serving preserves the crisp to tender contrast. If you must hold them briefly, keep the pan warm in a low oven, but know the ideal experience is fresh from the oven to plate.