Bring a 2-quart saucepan of water to a boil. Add the pasta and cook for 7 minutes, or until tender. Set aside.: The water should sound lively as it approaches a rolling boil, and its surface will shimmer with steady bursts. Salting the water lightly seasons the pasta from the inside, which matters because the crock can dilute flavor. A common mistake is using an undersized pot that causes foaming and uneven cooking; use a pot with room for the pasta to move freely.
Return the saucepan to the heat and melt butter and shredded cheese until cheese melts.: You should see the pasta swell slightly and a firm tenderness when you bite into it, with a faintly opaque center. Cook to just before al dente so it finishes in the crock without getting gummy. Overcooking at this stage leads to a mushy final texture, so check at about 6 minutes and err on the slightly underdone side.
Combine melted cheese, eggs, sour cream, soup, cream, milk, mustard, and salt and pepper in a slow cooker. Stir in the macaroni and give the entire mixture a couple stirs.: After draining, spread the pasta briefly in the colander so residual heat escapes and it does not continue to soften. You want it warm, not steaming. If left hot and tightly packed, steam will continue to cook the pasta , risking softness that becomes loss of bite in the crock.
Cook on low for 90 minutes to 2 hours, stirring occasionally.: As the butter puddles and the shredded cheddar cheese begins to soften, you will smell a toasty, savory scent. Stir constantly over low heat so the cheese melts into a glossy emulsion instead of separating. Too much heat makes the cheese seize and become grainy, so keep the temperature gentle and patient.
Serve and enjoy!: When these elements come together you will notice the mixture become smoother and more cohesive, with the eggs lending thickness and the soup adding concentrated cheesy depth. Whisk gently to incorporate air and prevent lumps. The pitfall here is adding eggs to very hot liquids without tempering them, which can cause curdling; mix a small amount of warm liquid into the eggs first if needed.
Stir in the macaroni and give the entire mixture a couple stirs: The pasta should be coated in a glossy sauce, each piece evenly covered. Use a wide spoon to fold rather than mash, preserving the shape of the pasta . Over stirring breaks down the noodles and releases starch, which can thicken the sauce in an undesirable way.
Cook on low for 90 minutes to 2 hours stirring occasionally: During the slow cook phase you will hear a gentle simmer and the aroma will deepen as flavors marry. The sauce should remain saucy and not dry out, gently bubbling at the edges. Stir every 30 minutes to redistribute heat and prevent a dry crust from forming on the sides. A frequent issue is leaving the lid off too long, which cools the crock and extends time, so lift only briefly when stirring.
Serve and enjoy: The finished dish should glisten, with a creamy surface and distinct pieces of pasta that hold their shape. Spoon into bowls while still warm, and taste for final seasoning before passing. If you wait too long to serve, the sauce will tighten as it cools, so plan to sit down shortly after the crock comes off heat.